How To Find Bacon Coffee Beer

Maple Bacon Coffee

My head is still swimming from this mixture of flavors. A beer that tastes like coffee that tastes like bacon? What?!

The Funky Buddha Brewery has grabbed the man world by the balls with this combination of manly, tantalizing flavors that can only be found at one of two Funky Breweries in Florida.

Here’s how the Funky Brew Crew describe this magnificent idea:

Evoking a complete diner-style breakfast in a glass, Maple Bacon Coffee Porter is a complex beer with a multitude of flavors at play. It pours an opaque ebony brew with a frothy tan head. Aromas of sticky maple syrup, coffee, and cream creep forth from the glass. The mouth feel is luxuriously creamy, with layers of sweet malt, toffee, and roast giving way to waves of smoke, coffee, and salted chocolate. It finishes sticky, rich, and sweet, with the flavor of maple syrup lingering pleasantly on the tongue.

So there it is – Bacon Coffee Beer. If you didn’t think it was possible to like bacon even more, consider yourself enlightened.

In hindsight, we should have predicted that it was only a matter of time before someone created a beverage with all our favorite flavors – and for the Funky Buddha Brewery, we can’t stop applauding.

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  • charlielives

    Keep the MBP, I’ll stick to Hipster Brunch…