The Big Bad Toy Store sells the Darth Vader toaster and not only does the toaster resemble the Dark Lord of the Sith, it burns his image into every piece of toast you make.
You can’t get this new Star Wars kitchen gadget until July but you can pre-order now and it’s only $44.99. That’s a great price for a toaster that’s barely more than the high-end Walmart models. Of course, you’ll have to convince your wife that there’s a Southern appeal to having a Darth Vader head as the centerpiece of your kitchen counter.
Wouldn’t it be great if someone could come up with a Chewbacca juicer to round out what would no doubt be the most powerful meal of the day?
By the way, do you know what you call a Jedi in denial? Obi-Wan Cannot Be
Sorry. The Dark Side made us do it.