How To Wrap A Hot Dog

Hotdog wrapped in sausage

If you’re looking for the perfect combination of cholesterol-inducing meats that are guaranteed to excite your taste buds, try this out.

It’s a hot dog wrapped in piece of sausage. Cut that sausage right down the middle and insert the meat. You may never care about pizza again. One bite of this and you’ll soon realize that the conventional bun is highly over-rated. Who needs all those carbs when you can have all this fat?

Your hormones prefer fat and you should too. It’s more satisfying just simply tastes better.

What should we call this? A hot dogauge? Whatever term you coin, you’ll always be able to call it amazingly delicious.

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